SLEEPOVERS? I'm a grown f**cking MAN. I make my own money. I have my own car. I live in my OWN home. I'm happily single. I enjoy the company of a nice woman. I'm OPEN. At the beginning of any GOOD relationship, the aim is to BONE. Lets be mature about this. All those late night talks are for a reason. And the reason is.....ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS!
We met at an industry party. A mutual friend introduce us. She was kinda cute. Her conversation kept me interested. She was only in town for the weekend. After we exchanged numbers, we started talking almost everyday. I liked her vibe. Educated and well traveled. We had been kicking it (by phone) for over a month. The plan was set. She was coming in town for the holidays. I'm not pressed for some ass. I'm not turning none down either. I told her she could stay at my crib. I tided up the spot. I put some fresh linen on the bed and got wood for the fire place. She came through. We hadn't seen each other in a minute. A few glasses of wine and some catch up, it was time to get it in. She wanted to take a shower. I got in the bed and waited. She seemed to have got lost. I went to go check on her. She was asleep in the guest room. Maybe I'm stupid. Maybe I missed something. Or maybe she didn't read the handbook. Rule #5: If you travel more than 50 miles and plan to spend the night, we SMASHING! The next morning, I told her I needed to be somewhere. Translation, GET OUT!
SO Single
"You’re puttin’ a rush on me
ReplyDeleteBut I’d like to know you better.
What kind of girl do you think I am?
It’s just too soon, can’t you understand?
I’m not the kind of girl who has to
Lay you down before I fall in love
It’s been kind of nice being with you,
But baby, you got to slow down!"
[RUSH ON ME: STEPHANIE MILLS]
SO SINGLE: You ASSumed a lot about this woman and you underestimated her self-respect. Or maybe you just overestimated your own ASSets. Ain't that a kick in the ASS?! LMAO!
Adults don't play Sex games , if your not going to shit get off the pot , its to many single women who understand the rules , why waste time , cat & mouse games are for Tom & Jerry !
ReplyDeleteYou think a lot of yourself in thinking that she wanted to have sex with *you*, huh? Perhaps you underestimated her as a woman. Sounds like she made the right decision~
ReplyDeleteThere was a lack of communication somewhere, me personally I would've been pissed but that wouldn't happen to me bc we would've had an understanding off top. Both parties are at fault here
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