Monday, January 16, 2012

"BLACK N UGLY AS EVER...HOWEVER, I STAY GUCCI...

DOWN TO THE SOCKS"! One of THE most quotable rhymes. Biggie knew it. A lot of professional athletes know it. I realized it in High school. Men want a pretty GIRL. Women want a man who makes them feel like a PRETTY WOMAN. I'm no Richard Gere. But I got a little cash and a WHOLE lot of SWAG!

In middle school, I was just the fat kid who could JONE. I realized if I make them laugh with me, they won't laugh at me. My family had money. My mother was a principal. My Dad was a government official. Although I couldn't fit some designer clothes, I could make it work. I always had the fl-yest shoes. The bomb jewelry and shades. I was the first one to have a NEW ride in High School. I was invited to everything. I started playing football. I was getting a lot of shine. The attention I got DOUBLED. I knew I was big and black but I never had any problems getting girls. My 20th High School reunion is this year. College football garnered me minimal success. I landed a pretty decent job. I'm still a BIG dude. Maybe a little bigger.  I've had countless relationships. Nothing lasted. I'm not sure if I want to go. I guess SWAG only goes so far?  
Still Single

2 comments:

  1. Ride the wave , your never going to be every womans type , but the key to it is finding your LANE and staying in it !

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  2. "Said you can't say much about today
    Just that dark cloud coming back your way
    And that your dreams are all worn thin
    Well, you better stop with all that talk
    Before it all starts happening
    Set your heart free...
    Listen to your heart..."
    [Set Your Heart; Where Are All My Friends: Cyndi Lauper]

    STILL SINGLE: Every teen wants to fit it. But now it's time to grow up. Go to the reunion. You'll find that the pretty boys had some hard knocks, too. The women will hug every inch of you and will remember your personality, not just the bling. You're there to have fun! Afterwards, start your journey towards discovering and loving the real you. HINT: There's nothing more sexy to a woman than a man with self-confidence.

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