GIRLS NIGHT OUT IS NOT ALWAYS ABOUT....

THE GIRLS. Women understand each other. Men will let you down.  Your girls will ALWAYS have your back. You have a friend who lets you cry. You have a friend who will help you fight. They know  EVERYTHING . But they never judge. When you don't have someone special in your life, your girls never leave your side. At least until they meet someone.

We've been friends since grade school. I can't think of a single life event without her. We've shared everything, from secrets to shoes. When I broke up with my ex, she helped me move. I was in a relationship for a minute. She'd been single forever. I was missing all the fun. She was so happy we were BOTH single. I was ready for girls night out! Happy hour was our speciality. We always arrived early. We wanted to secure a good spot at the bar. I had the hips and she had the tits. We never liked the same type of guy. While standing at the bar, I noticed this guy giving me some rhythm. He was kind of cute. I told my girl. She looked over and said "I know him".  "He used to date my cousin". A few minutes later, we were ALL on the dance floor. I was having a good time.  For a moment, it was a little awkward. Everytime we would get close, she would come between us. The night was winding down and I still didn't have his number. He walked us to the car. He mentioned how much fun he had. Then he just walked away. A few days later, my girl said she was going on a date. It was with the dude from the other night. She said she'd been eyeing him for awhile. I was a little pissed, "I saw him first". She snidely replied "well you never got his number". REALLY?  I guess ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, don't really want to be SINGLE after all.  ........Still Single (and so is she:)