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THERAPIST? Crazy is such a broad term. "NUTS" is more appropriate. She wasn't foaming at the mouth or anything. I only caught her talking to herself a few times. She claimed it was her daily affirmation? She had a regular job. She lived in a nice community. Her friends SEEMED normal. All I know is if I had a rabbit, it would probably be MISSING.

I slept with her ONE TIME! Yes it was during the snow storm. I made the mistake of "playing house". What was I suppose to do? It was getting late. By morning, it was a blizzard. After that weekend, I moved on. The first time she called, it was cool. Then she started calling EVERYDAY. Usually I try to give the hint. No call back means, GO AWAY. She didn't seem to understand. If I didn't call her back, the texting marathon ensued. I had to tell her to chill out. WRONG MOVE. One night I heard a knock at my door. When I opened the door, there was a note. The note simply said, "I will no longer be contacting you, please know that my feelings are hurt by your actions, I pray that you find what you want". I felt relieved UNTIL I saw the initials G C carved in my car door. I haven't watched FATAL ATTRACTION since.
Still Single.