Tuesday, November 1, 2011

THEY DON'T CALL "IT" A JOB....FOR....

NOTHING! I'm so sick of giving head. WHAT? Its a lot of work! Some men don't understand. This is a TEAM effort. You can't just DICKtate orders; "Lick right here", "Watch your teeth", "Open your mouth wider", "Can you move your tongue", "Don't suck so fast", "Oh that's it", "Slow down", "Just a little more", "Don't stop", "I'm almost there". "ALMOST"!?.......... Its been like 2 minutes?! My JAWS hurt.

He was my boyfriend for about two years. I knew he loved a good blow job. Most men do. I was always happy to oblige. It turned me on too. After about a year, I noticed something. It no longer turned me on. He would take too long to cum. I HATED the damn instructions. The subtle nudge of my head would really piss me off. Foreplay is overrated. Get to the F**CKING point! I knew he was faking with all the "ooooohhhs and ahhhhhhs". PLEASE! Our dog licked his balls one day, SAME reaction. I had to take a stand. The one eyed monster was wearing out my neck and BACK. He couldn't even get hard without a lick.  When I asked for a dick sucking VACA, he flipped. "What's the point of having a girlfriend"? True.
Still Single

8 comments:

  1. LMAO , this is to funny , I would have told her to Relax Suck it slow, enjoy it, take your time , its for the both of US !

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  2. Maybe she should have tried sucking it in the car to add a change of pace , Road Head is always a PLUS , or at the movies that's always fun !

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  3. Its Sad because Know woman should ever be turned off from SUCKING THE DICK , Good Head brings about alot of benefits , Money , Food , Trips , Shows , Pocketbooks Etc...... LMAO

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  4. "There is something I can do
    I can get on the telephone and call you up baby, and
    Honey I know you'll be there to relieve me
    The love you give to me will free me."
    [Sexual Healing: Marvin Gaye]

    SINGLE: Is he reciprocating? If not, then you must be his "chicken head." Sex should be pleasurable for BOTH of you, not your J-O-B.

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  5. lLMAO! What about the reverse of this situation where the woman wants you to shine their kitty to a 14 carat gold shine but then wants to be gone in 60 seconds when it's my turn?

    How bout this if I got to stay till you have four or five orgasms you got to stay till I get my four or five nuts. It's only fair right?

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  6. So many interesting comments...(here and on FB)..the author wants everyone to know....she isnt demanding reciprocity..she just wanted a VACA...she would get right back to the JOB at hand! or maybe he could use his hand for a minute..
    She stated that her dentist said she has a small mouth:) thats a REAL concern Right?

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  7. VACA means vacation.....Umm, if anything sexual is a chore than don't do it---- you should always find pleasure in it, that's the purpose...Sex has really taken total control over ppl lives, it's so exploited and not want God intented it to be!!!

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