NOTHING! I'm so sick of giving head. WHAT? Its a lot of work! Some men don't understand. This is a TEAM effort. You can't just DICKtate orders; "Lick right here", "Watch your teeth", "Open your mouth wider", "Can you move your tongue", "Don't suck so fast", "Oh that's it", "Slow down", "Just a little more", "Don't stop", "I'm almost there". "ALMOST"!?.......... Its been like 2 minutes?! My JAWS hurt.
He was my boyfriend for about two years. I knew he loved a good blow job. Most men do. I was always happy to oblige. It turned me on too. After about a year, I noticed something. It no longer turned me on. He would take too long to cum. I HATED the damn instructions. The subtle nudge of my head would really piss me off. Foreplay is overrated. Get to the F**CKING point! I knew he was faking with all the "ooooohhhs and ahhhhhhs". PLEASE! Our dog licked his balls one day, SAME reaction. I had to take a stand. The one eyed monster was wearing out my neck and BACK. He couldn't even get hard without a lick. When I asked for a dick sucking VACA, he flipped. "What's the point of having a girlfriend"? True.
Still Single
LMAO , this is to funny , I would have told her to Relax Suck it slow, enjoy it, take your time , its for the both of US !
ReplyDeleteMaybe she should have tried sucking it in the car to add a change of pace , Road Head is always a PLUS , or at the movies that's always fun !
ReplyDeleteIts Sad because Know woman should ever be turned off from SUCKING THE DICK , Good Head brings about alot of benefits , Money , Food , Trips , Shows , Pocketbooks Etc...... LMAO
ReplyDelete"There is something I can do
ReplyDeleteI can get on the telephone and call you up baby, and
Honey I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me."
[Sexual Healing: Marvin Gaye]
SINGLE: Is he reciprocating? If not, then you must be his "chicken head." Sex should be pleasurable for BOTH of you, not your J-O-B.
lLMAO! What about the reverse of this situation where the woman wants you to shine their kitty to a 14 carat gold shine but then wants to be gone in 60 seconds when it's my turn?
ReplyDeleteHow bout this if I got to stay till you have four or five orgasms you got to stay till I get my four or five nuts. It's only fair right?
So many interesting comments...(here and on FB)..the author wants everyone to know....she isnt demanding reciprocity..she just wanted a VACA...she would get right back to the JOB at hand! or maybe he could use his hand for a minute..
ReplyDeleteShe stated that her dentist said she has a small mouth:) thats a REAL concern Right?
What is a VACA?
ReplyDeleteVACA means vacation.....Umm, if anything sexual is a chore than don't do it---- you should always find pleasure in it, that's the purpose...Sex has really taken total control over ppl lives, it's so exploited and not want God intented it to be!!!
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