POST! Aint nobody had a threesome? I've been waiting for SOMEBODY to share. Its got to be more people who've enjoyed a good ME'NAGE TWA! Its a lot of men's fantasy. Women are starting to enjoy the fun too! I have ADD. I need several things going at once. A little 69 THREE ways! Now that's WHATS UP! There is ONE trick though? You have to find the RIGHT woman. You can't just roll up on someone and say "hey how'd you like to get down with me and my girl"? You have to be tactful, discreet. The wrong woman might not get the hint. She might just like HANGING with you and your boo!
I was dating this really fine FREAK. She was always telling me how she had never had a threesome. I was happy to accomodate. I had been with two women before. That was back in the day. I was almost 35. I didn't know any women who was in to that. She told me she might have the right chick. I was like BET, set it up! We met at a club. She was cute. Body was nice. I could see the three of us getting it in. My girl was definitely feeling her. They were dancing all sexy together. After a few drinks, I was ready to leave. We got back to the crib. We decided to light up a little MARY JANE. Get everybody real nice. The clothes came off nice and slow. Everybody was touching and kissing. It was about to go DOWN! They requested some whip cream. I only stepped away for a SECOND. When I got back, I couldn't believe what I saw. My girl was giving HER head? I guess we didn't discuss the RULES. You SUCK me. SHE licks you. Maybe the rules have changed? Still Single
"She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
ReplyDeleteShe'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain."
[Livin' La Vida Loca: Ricky Martin]
SINGLE: Better luck next time.
So what was the problem? Seems like they had already gotten the party started you just needed to get in where you fit in!!!
ReplyDeleteI can say from experience that threesomes although fun can and will destroy your relationship. So becareful what you ask for you just might get it!