THE RABBIT! I get home. I'm alone. I want to get one off. I have NO prospects. The season has been dry. Humans have basic needs. To connect is one of them. I could wait for someone to come along. Or I could reach into my nightstand drawer. "JIMMY" has NEVER let me down.
Modern times have introduced new TOYS. My co-worker invited me to a sex toy party. I had never been to one. I've heard of all the GADGETS that women were using. Just never thought about it. The party was alot of fun. I actually learned a lot about how my clitoris works. It appears you don't really need a penis. The consistent vibration on that G spot, guarantees the big O. I NEEDED a BIG O. I bought myself a RABBIT. Seemed easy enough. The fist time I tried it, it didn't work. I guess its like having sex the first time. You need to develop a rhythm. My hand eye coordination wasn't the best. A few more trys, JIMMY and I were EN LOVE. I couldn't believe how much I came. I had never cum that much with a man. A few weeks later, I started seeing someone. He was pretty cool. We were starting to get close. He asked me when was my last relationship, "about two years ago". "I've dated off and on, nothing serious". I told him I hadn't been with a MAN in a really long time. BUT I had a little TOOL, named Jimmy, who I hooked up with. He told me he wanted to be more than a booty call. The time was right. He led me to my bedroom and started to undress me. He asked if I had any condoms. I told him to reach into my top drawer. When he felt around, he pulled out my rabbit. He asked me what it was. I said meet JIMMY! He didn't think it was sexy. Overtime, he actually became jealous. He told me to choose. You guessed it!
STILL SINGLE
I understand post sides but she should keep Jimmy if he makes her feel special, plus the guy can leave her at any time
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! why on earth do guys get sooooo uptight about stuff like that???? I mean...it's not like its cheating with another man...I view it as loving myself. If a man were more SECURE he would be able to use the tool to enhance what we already have together instead of creating an unnecessary rift.
ReplyDeleteI must say i wasn't into the SEX toys but after a successful encounter with a lady friend and her dildo now I'm all for it , if she wants to use US both fine, we as MEN should be willing to help our Partners reach the BIG O any way she likes it.
ReplyDeleteUmm, I love my Bullet and so does my hubby---Sometimes he says, Where's your friend LOL!
ReplyDeleteI love my Bullet but nothing can take to place of the touch of a man. So if I need both to get me there then that find but I won't eliminate loving making ever!!!
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