GUM? You know when your breath stinks. Don't you? I totally understand, you just had salmon. You don't have any breath mints handy. You just woke up. A little morning breath. I get it. But your breath ALWAYS stinks. You must be rotten inside. When is the last time you been to the dentist? Maybe you need a colonic. I don't know. But a woman THAT FINE, should not have breath that bad.
I saw her on the dance floor. I said to myself "Imma get me some of that". And I did. She seemed really cool. She was a elementary school teacher. We talked on the phone for about week. She always had a crazy story to share about her kids. We made plans to hang out. A movie and some drinks. When I picked her up, she gave me hug. She was telling me one of her stories and started to laugh. It was like a black cloud came out of her mouth. I had never smelled anything so bad. The whole night I tried to keep her quiet. She was a talker. Every time she leaned towards me, I pulled back. Didn't she know her breath stank? I decided to stop at 7-eleven. I grabbed some snacks for me and breath mints for her. I figured that would help. IT DIDN'T. We arrived at her house. She wanted a kiss good bye. I told her I don't kiss on the first date. Then handed her the box of Altoids. I hope she got the hint. Still Single
One of my closest friends husband had really bad breathe when they were dating. She referred him to a doctor to check his stomach out and she sent them to the dentist. 12 married years later they have 3 beautiful children and he's a great husband. Women/men better look at the total package.....
ReplyDeleteCo-Sign on the first topic. Give him some peroxide and water. That's what my girlfriend gave her husband and they've been married for years.
ReplyDeleteSuch a difficult subject to discuss especially not knowing how the other person will respond. If he could have sorted through the "black cloud" maybe they could have gotten farther. Oh well...I hope one day someone tells her the truth and she does something about it. Whew!
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