THE D**CK DON'T FIT..... YOU CAN'T

COMMIT! Women say they want a well endowed man. We make jokes about the "minute" man. We want our backs blown out. We want our toes to curl. We want to call our girls the next day and tell them how good it was. We want a man who brings IT.  Don't we?  MANDINGO is not a myth. Be careful what you ask for. MR. BIG might be TOO big for you!

My college years were life changing. I met so many different type of people. I was at my prime. I was living on campus. He was in the same dorm. We were all broke and filled with dreams. Hip Hop was becoming EVERYBODY new hustle. He was no different. He would come to my dorm and tell me about this GROUP. It was like 20 of them. He was so hyped about it. I didn't really get it. BUT I loved his energy. I knew he liked me. I wasn't really feeling him. Not really my type. We hung out a lot. He was always in my room writing rhymes. He started to grow on me. I started to feel a connection. My roommate was leaving for a home visit. I decided to surprise him. When he got to the door, I was all ready. He was all smiles. He couldn't wait. We started kissing and touching. I felt it. I was impressed. He backed away. He said he has something to tell me. I was like "OH NO, he's got a disease". He told me that he had problems fitting condoms. I laughed and said "oh you like that"? He looked so serious. I said "boy please lets get this going". After several popped condoms, I started to wonder. He wasn't playing. He told me he was disease free. He said he had his last AIDS test results. I figured? He must be telling the truth. I now wanted to see what was the big deal. OH it was a BIG deal. I mean I had never......  It was..... He must've had some type of birth...... After THREE painful attempts, I had to admit. I couldn't handle it. He told me that most women couldn't. He was actually sexually deprived because of his HUGE D**k! I'm not sure whatever happened to him. I always wondered what became of his group. I laugh now when I hear women say they want a big one. Let me tell you, aint NOTHING sexy about a shifted uterus.  Still Single