CRAZY STUPID......

LOVE!  When was the last time you had a REAL crush? I mean that; tie your stomach in knots, cant get them out of your mind, want to be with them all the time and don't have nothing to say CRUSH! What's happened to us?  There isn't any romance in dating today. You like someone, you check their status on Face Book. You want to have sex with someone, you send them a pic of your VA-JJ. Is ANYONE willing to make a grand gesture for love? Or are we all too scared to be CRAZY AND STUPID EN LOVE?

It was 1985 and I was determined to be popular "this" year. I had convinced my mom to get me a pair of the flyest Madonna lace gloves and several spiked belts. I was rocking the Jeri Curl asymmetrical style and was starting to get some curves. I was ready! It was hard trying to stay cute, girl gangs was very popular back then. So everybody was focused on being mean and looking hard. I on the other hand had fancied my first REAL crush! He was SOOOO cute. He had the prettiest eyes and the sweetest lips. I couldn't think about anything or anyone else. Everyday I tried to figure out away to catch his attention. Unfortunately, he had a girlfriend who had her legs and his nose open. It was hard to compete. I was still a virgin and didn't have a clue about sex. I remember thinking, "she has his body, but I'm going to win his heart". I decided I have to do something BIG for his birthday. I wore my favorite pinstripe suit, I had written my best love letter and had a lollipop attached. I was going to catch  him at the right time, give him the letter and kiss those luscious lips. The moment came and he was standing by himself. My heart was racing as I walked over. I handed him the letter and he smiled! All of sudden, he moved close to my face and touched my lips! It felt like fireworks!
Later that day, I wanted the world to know how he made me feel. I decided to call the radio station and dedicate a song to my first love (the grand gesture). If felt good to feel CRAZY for someone. But I think choosing the song POP LIFE by Prince was just plain STUPID.  Still Single.