cooch is stank! Men are always measured on their performance in the bedroom. This allows some women to slip on their hygiene game. Whats up with women who think that men have no standards? Men will allow for a couple of indiscretions. Ok, she just got home from work. Ok, she just got off her period. Wait a minute, she just got out of the shower? CHECK PLEASE!
When she entered the room, she had my full attention. BOOM! BAM! BAH! All in the right places. We had some common interests and even a few mutual friends. She was always well put together; nice clothes, bag and shoes. I appreciate a well dressed woman. This was starting to be a regular thing. We hadn't taken our relationship to the next level and I wasn't really rushing. I shared with my boys that I had met someone new. You know how men are? Men just want the bottom line, "you hit yet"? After the jokes, I had nothing but good things to say about her. We finally hooked up. Although the sex was pretty good, I did notice a slight scent. It was after work. The second time, was even worst. I thought I was going to lose my hard on, but was able to make it quick. I began to ask my lady friends about the female anatomy. My research offered me some relief, "hormones", "yeah that's it". I didn't want to believe that a woman this fine and this well rounded, was rotten inside. I set the mood for a third try. I made sure to tell her to get "ready" for a night of romance. Surely that was a clear hint to, "wash your azz"! Dinner was over and she was ready. I hesitated and she noticed. I playfully asked, "did you get all vicky secret for me"? She seemed confused. She started kissing me in all the right places. I couldn't resist. Needless to say, it was her third strike. I was done. I made up some excuses about us getting to close and the relationship ended. A few months later I was chilling at a local cigar bar and noticed this attractive woman with turned over shoes. I thought, "I bet her cooch smells like roses let me buy her a drink".
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What a DAMN shame , Women really need to be on top of the coochie cleaning process , its very unattractive to have the smell of fish on your sheets and you didn't have fish in your bedroom !! Let this blog be a lession to all the Women in the world All Day Coochie is not COOL , Soap and Water is still the best scent a Woman can wear.
ReplyDeleteSounds to me like she had a yeast infection. She needs to get some Monistat. STAT!
ReplyDeleteRemember the hanging bags your mom and grandma use to use to flush out the coochie----she needed some ole school cleaning LOL!
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ReplyDeleteWorks with soap and water every time."
[to the tune of "Summer Breeze": Isley Bros.)
Women are getting mixed information about douching. Products are still sold in the stores, but many GYN's are telling women it could be harmful and that the body cleanses itself naturally. [Notice that you don't even see the commercials anymore.] My mom never told me what that bag hanging in the bathroom was for, and she should have. STILL SINGLE: The woman may have been embarrassed if you told her you thought she had a problem, but she'd probably seek a solution, even a medical exam. I suspect if you really cared about her as a person and not just "hitting it" you would have been more tactful.
If you cared about her, you should have voiced your concern in a gentle manner. Yes, it might have embarrassed her but if you phrased in a certain way, it would have been helpful to her. It could be a yeast infection but also it could be the types of food that she is eating. If she is eating a lot of beef and not much veggies and fruit, her vaginal area could be a bit odious. Perhaps getting her shower before sex would be helpful. She might want to eat more fruit too. Just some suggestions....
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