BUT HIS FEET LOOK SO..

BIG! Ever REALLY liked a man who just didn't add up? There is a strong chemistry. He says all the right things. He has that "SWAG". You enjoy his company and begin to think "this could actually lead to something more"! Things couldn't be more perfect.  So what happens when you realize his "shoe" size doesn't match his "d**k" size? Is the right man more important than the perfect "fit"?


I had already started to tell my friends about him. We seemed to have so much to talk and laugh about. He was the type of guy who just seemed to get me and there wasn't any games. I wasn't looking for anything serious but we just seemed to connect. We had been seeing each other for about three weeks and he didn't seem to be in a rush to have sex. I thought "this could be something special". Fantasizing about our first time, became normal routine. He was such a passionate kisser. I just knew it would be one of my most memorable sexual encounters. Our late night dirty talk was driving me crazy, I decided it was time. He was on his way, and I wanted to be ready. In about 20 minutes, I was; showered, shaved and sugared! The lights were low and Deangelo was playing. The mood was set. He knocked at the door and my body started to tingle. There wasn't ANY delay. We hit the bed, he grabbed the condom, he went in .....AND DROWNED! Maybe I should have looked at his thumb.    Still Single