so women had to be from Venus? We just don't operate the same. I am starting to receive stories from everywhere. Its so interesting to see the vantage point from a male. I am ALWAYS trying to understand men better. But would dating be as exciting if there wasn't any confusion? Isn't there a moment in the GAME where you JUST want to win? Cat and Mouse will never end as long as we NEVER learn.
He decided to go to a party solo. The music was pumping and he felt at home. Confident and cocky, he rolled up to three young ladies and offered them a drink. This was his time. Money wasn't a question and light skin brothers was still in. The ladies seemed impressed as he dropped a $100 dollar bill on the bar for their tab. One of them decided to separate herself and spark some conversation. He thought "shes cute and out of three she looked the best". They exchanged numbers and the chase began. He wasn't trying to "wife" anyone so his goal was to have sex. Two dates and no score. Third date, he got to second base. Fourth date, he was thinking "this is too much and she really isn't all that". Finally, they planned to watch movies and make margaritas. He knew tonight was it. They started to kiss and tussle on the couch. She got up and said, "let me take a shower". He was like "cool". A few minutes later, she came out of the shower and took her purse into the bathroom. He thought "I know she dont think I'm going to steal her money?". He proceed to set the mood. She came out and they started to get into the mix. He had his jimmy on and was about to go in when she stopped him and said "could you put on another rubber, I want to make sure I don't catch anything". He paused, but proceeded to strap up twice. It finally went down. A few calls and dates later, he was done.
When he told me this story, I asked him "weren't you offended with the purse and the double condom thing, I would have been like, PEACE"? He simply said "of course YOU would say that".
Ummm I guess HE'S right......Still Single.
Interesting...I probably would have got up after the comment about catching something, I mean what was she taking the purse for? Was she worried about catching or giving something? ...I probably would have let that one go
ReplyDeleteThe purse thing shouldn't offend cuz we all know its some thieving pp out here.....an the double condom maybe she's had a STD before.....
ReplyDelete"You the kind of gentleman that want everything your way.
ReplyDeleteTake the sheet off your face, boy
It's a brand new day."
[Respect Yourself: Staple Singers]
This woman respected herself and him, too. Another writer was forever burned by a church lady he THOUGHT was safe. As for the purse, maybe she just wanted her birth control, feminine hygiene spray, perfume or maybe medication to protect HIM from her. Regardless, he should not be offended. She didn't ask him for a recent STD/AIDS test, which should have been perfectly understandable if she did. She may have been from from Venus, but she holds a Ph.D from the University of What's Happening Now. STILL SINGLE: Take the sheet off your face and appreciate a woman with beauty, brains and self-esteem!